Hipster Grifter Sentenced, No Word on Whether She Grabbed Her Crotch in Court

Who the fuck misspells "Jabbar"?
Kari Ferrell, Brooklyn’s most grifted, was given a 9 month prison term and ordered to pay $5,194 in fines this past weekend. The Salt Lake Tribune didn’t specify how our favorite beard and hot dog lover was going to settle her dues, but we all know she’s auctioning mouth handjobs to the highest bidder. Which completely explains why Edison Chen is back.