JGoss and Kate Share Almost as Well as Their Kids
This is how I save marriages, bitches
I applauded Jon’s courageous raid of the couple’s shared bank account a couple weeks ago as a way to show that bitch you weren’t to be trifled with. But then Kate upped the ante by running to her lawyer and now the courts have ordered the money returned by October 26th. The deadline should give ample time for Law & Order writers to produce their next storyline about a deadbeat husband and his abusive wife killing their children with weapons supplied by TLC.
As part of the court order, Kate was also asked to account for the money she allegedly squirreled away previously. First of all, Kate doesn’t have to prove anything to you fuckers. Second, there are roofs to be paid for and mouths to be fed. Sure, if they were my children, they’d be lucky to get away with a $10 iTunes gift card, but these are the spawn of reality stars. If Latrell has taught us anything over the years, it’s that $14.6 mil can’t feed shit. Which takes us back to Jon returning the money – who does this judge think he is, anyway? Benzes don’t park themselves in Manhattan.