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		<title>Tila Tequila PSA: I Will NEVER Shut Up and Also Rihanna Has Herpes</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/12/07/tila-tequila-psa-rihanna-has-herpes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Rihanna recently committed the classic blunder of provoking a celebrity famewhore when she told a radio show that Tila Tequila should be muted.  Proving once again that she is indeed the most unfuckable woman in Hollywood, Tila immediately took to her website to announce that Rihanna packs STD&#8217;s and is a major bitch.  You do NOT trifle with this bitch and get away [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods is Losing at the Game of Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elin Nordegren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I smell E! True Hollywood Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jaimee Grubbs might be a slut for attention]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pimping ain't easy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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Like an all-male game of strip poker, things have gotten really shitty really fast since Tiger attacked that fire hydrant with his Escalade.  The tabloids have geared up for a Normandy-style invasion of his neighborhood, and at least three different chicks have been linked to his ability to get stuff into holes.  His wife tried to kill him with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Seriously, Tila Tequila Doesn&#8217;t Want You to See Her Naked</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/30/no-seriously-tila-tequila-doesnt-want-you-to-see-her-naked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Can we please think about making her illegal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tila Tequila]]></category>

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If you thought Tila&#8217;s pow bams were community property, you&#8217;d be wrong and then probably confused as hell.  Only days after removing her crazy, naked soliloquy on ustream.com, Tila is now threatening to sue the pants off 4tube.com unless they take down her recently leaked sex tape.  Apparently, Team Tequila is embarking on a new gameplan, which doesn&#8217;t involve blanketing the internet with her cleavage and handing out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nicole Scherzinger is No Longer Ugly</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/24/nicole-scherzinger-is-no-longer-ugly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nicole Scherzinger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People prefer Olivia Munn's ass 2-to-1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pussycat Dolls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stripteases fight depression]]></category>

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Remember back in the day when Nicole was butt ugly, shy, and not trying to break up the Pussycat Dolls with her solo career?  The Queen Doll herself certainly does:
Growing up, I was incredibly shy.  And awkward.  And lanky!  I always thought I was an ugly duckling&#8230;  I know joining the group helped me to find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There are Not Enough Martial Arts Movies with Asian People Anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/18/not-enough-martial-arts-movies-with-asian-people-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/18/not-enough-martial-arts-movies-with-asian-people-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Can they please put Ken Jeong into a karate movie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ninja Assassin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rain]]></category>

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Lately, Asian American actors have been capturing lead roles in film and television that have NOTHING to do with nunchucks, fighting, or surgery.  Not only does this confuse the shit out of people in the midwest, but it has forced Hollywood to put Caucasians into these roles.  Who the hell is going to believe they know how to do karate?!  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Price Wants to Get Her Swerve On</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/13/lindsay-price-wants-to-get-her-swerve-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/13/lindsay-price-wants-to-get-her-swerve-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Body shots for all]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Josh Radnor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Price]]></category>

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Somebody get us a round of shots because Lindsay is back on the prowl and dumping boyfriends with impunity.  A source for Life &#38; Style mag claims she ended the relationship with Josh Radnor, saying:
&#8220;They have different lifestyles.   He&#8217;s a bit of a homebody, while she likes to go out and have fun.&#8221;
Not to mention that Radnor is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Gosselin Taking Steps to Cement His Jewish Heritage</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/04/jon-gosselin-taking-steps-to-cement-his-jewish-heritage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/04/jon-gosselin-taking-steps-to-cement-his-jewish-heritage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Can I get some validation up in this]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Forgive me father for I have completely lost my moral compass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My kids are c-sucking leeches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rabbi Shmuley]]></category>

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With his lawyer banned from PA, Hailey dissing him on television, and his bromance with Michael Lohan in shambles, JGoss has been feeling lonely and crying like a little bitch.  Fortunately, this is where his recent conversion to being a descendent of Abraham comes into play.  Rabbi to the stars Shmuley Boteach invited Gosselin in for a private [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NYC Meet Your New Asian American Overlords</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/04/nyc-meet-your-new-asian-american-overlords/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/04/nyc-meet-your-new-asian-american-overlords/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Liu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Margaret Chin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Now we can focus on getting rid of Tila Tequila]]></category>

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It&#8217;s about time.
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		<title>Sweet Ass with Olivia Munn</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/02/sweet-ass-with-olivia-munn/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/11/02/sweet-ass-with-olivia-munn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon can suck it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Late Night]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My ex-girlfriends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olivia Munn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweet ass in your face]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why does Jimmy Fallon still have a career?  Does anybody besides Lorne Michaels know?  Are they sleeping together?  Sometimes I think Fallon and Keanu Reeves are almost comparable in their lack of acting skills, until I remember that Reeves has millions to his name and never made a movie with Queen Latifah.  After watching last week&#8217;s Late Night episode, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanessa Hudgens Now Classier than Miley Cyrus</title>
		<link>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/10/30/vanessa-hudgens-now-classier-than-miley-cyrus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misoriented.com/2009/10/30/vanessa-hudgens-now-classier-than-miley-cyrus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>W</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[America is dumb as bricks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DaPhamily wants more tittayyyys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm surprised Obama didn't win anything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JSYK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanessa Hudgens]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jailbait celeb website JSYK released results of a poll in which they asked the future of America to vote on important issues like &#8220;The TV Drama You MUST TiVO/DVR&#8221; and &#8220;Mean Girl On TV You&#8217;d Like To Spread A Rumor About&#8221;.  (Shout out to our girl Brenda Song who brought home gold in the [...]]]></description>
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